milk was a bad choice - How to spot a douchebag

"For I know the plans I have for you ," declares the Lord, "plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future."
- Jeremiah 29:11

How to spot a douchebag

seriouslythough:

A guy just came in to ask me a question and was unnecessarily rude. Then his cell phone rang. His ringtone- “I Kissed a Girl.” You’re a 20-something year-old man. That is not an acceptable ringtone.

Your title alone made my day.