milk was a bad choice

"For I know the plans I have for you ," declares the Lord, "plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future."
- Jeremiah 29:11

How to spot a douchebag

seriouslythough:

A guy just came in to ask me a question and was unnecessarily rude. Then his cell phone rang. His ringtone- “I Kissed a Girl.” You’re a 20-something year-old man. That is not an acceptable ringtone.

Your title alone made my day.

acidreams:

“Red hearts.” by Mary Virginia Carmack

Jul
31st

Thu

Lawn gnomes…bizarre yet fascinating.

I was browsing the web for some work related things this morning and came across this advertisement…I’m glad I found it…It seems like I’m always running out of jumbo pigs, now I can stock up!

seriouslythough:

jessicap: withwanderlust: (tender letters)

Jul
30th

Wed

When I planned to hang out with smarter people, I forgot to consider that would make me the dumb one.

— Joel Johnson (via yourmonkeycalled)

My roommate convinced me to eat Sprinkles Cupcakes last night (right before I went to bed)…lacking all self control I ate one…I feel nothing but deep regret.

Growing up is never easy. You hold on to things that were. You wonder what’s to come. But that night, I think we knew it was time to let go of what had been, and look ahead of what would be. Other days. New days. Days to come. The thing is, we didn’t have to hate each other for getting older. We just had to forgive ourselves for growing up.

—

The Wonder Years

(http://thinkexist.com)

(via danawood). Ohhhh tears. Probably one of the best shows ever.

Jul
29th

Tue

zoee:

Shea Stadium on Friday night.